Husband, on Benjamin Bratt: (Guest star on this week’s “Modern Family.” We don’t sit around and talk smack about Benjamin Bratt apropos of nothing. Usually.) “He’s a poor man’s Ricardo Montalban.”
Your heroine: “There’s no such thing as a poor man’s Ricardo Montalban.”
EDIT: After watching the above clip, my husband now calls me his small Chrysler. TMI?